Don’t ask me why I like you because honestly, you’ll be hearing an endless story of why I like you. But in all honesty, I don’t know why I like you, like there’s no one reason why I like you. There’s multiple reasons, but just not one. I can’t explain my logic because even I can’t decipher why. So if I say I like you, just believe it because I don’t know why i like you. But there’s one thing I am certain of, it’s most definitely because you make me happy.
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg